The Untertaker:
A fierce warrior of the WWF ring feared by many.
Just look at his eyes, he could waste you in one move but he’ll probably spread it out over half an hour because he is an excellent showman as well as a fierce warrior.
If you turn him on his side he kind of looks like a shark, that’s why I wrote Undertaker under him incase you get confused.
Stegosaurus:
Watch out for this thing, if it comes through the portal watch out because it’s like a one-beast demolition squad.
It eats vegetables like the Triceratops but it is extremely easy to make one disgruntled enough to start swinging it’s spike-ball tail around. You can’t climb on its back because it has a row of plates on it’s spine which are really sharp. Some scientists think the spines may also be poisonous, that’s why I have drawn them orange as a warning not to lick them.
The Stegosaurus’s vulnerability is it’s own tail, if you are nimble enough you may be able to use yourself as a live target and trick it into stabbing it’s own head with the spike-ball tail. Bullfighting skills would be an advantage in this situation.
You can see this Stegosaurus is aware of his tail’s power as he is looking at it, you will have trouble tricking this one.
His spikes are standing up on his back because he has just seen a weird porthole open and an electric iron come flying through. He has never seen an iron before and does not know what to make of it, especially the chord which he thinks might be a tail like his. (he is looking at his own tail for reference)
Shark:
Sharks are my second most feared thing. I once fell out of a boat and thought I was a gonner. Sharks are pretty much like dinosaurs. Some scientists believe that the sharks actually ate all the dinosaurs which explains a few things. You can’t defeat a shark without weapons, people have tried but the Shark always wins.
You will notice that if you stand the Shark up on it’s tail it looks like The Undertaker but he’s looking to the side, probably at a portal which he’s not even scared of.
Sharks aren’t scared either, I don’t even think sharks can get scared. If a Shark comes through the portal just watch out for the sharp end because that’s where the bitey bit is.
Triceratops:
This is my favorite dinosaur, it eats vegetables but it will still waste you. Look at its horns and how sharp they are. This Triceratops has got cold feet from chasing Icelanders through the snow which is why it was looking for a warm volcano.
It was halfway to the volcano when it saw a weird porthole open with a naked man hanging off a deep-freeze screaming. Of course this was alien to the Triceratops’s environment, it had never seen a man before let alone a nude one. This is what made the Triceratops angry because it was a bit scared and confused. When a Triceratops gets scared it will immediately try to waste the scary thing. I knew this from Geology so there was no way I was going to fall through the porthole.
Their weakness is behind their neck just like a terminator so if one comes through the porthole you need to get in there behind it’s head as fast as possible. Basically it will waste you if you are too slow.
I made the horns yellow because I wanted to highlight their sharpness, they can pretty much stab anything.
Diplodocus:
Looks innocent enough until you see the size of the tree he is eating. (its a full size tree) Diplodocus is huge. If he somehow gets through the portal there’s not a lot you can do. If he can eat a tree imagine what he can do to you and your loved ones. Look at his face, he’s pretty tough for a vegetarian. He has just seen a portal open and he thinks its a new kind of tree he hasn’t eaten yet. He probably wont even taste you, he eats monkeys by accident all the time.
He has equally large feet, each one the size of a car so if you get under them you will get wastified.
The Diplodocus’s weakness is its sensitive hearing (a little known fact) and it size. You should be able to run around and around it’s legs with a rope like Luke Skywalker did on Starwars. If you bring it down make sure you are not under it and if you manage to kill it you will have a big clean up on your hands and people will be asking a lot of questions. Try if you can to herd it back into the portal by making lots of very loud noises
Tyrannosaurus:
The most feared of all dinosaurs, it can swallow you with one gulp but even though it is capable of swallowing you without chewing it will still chew you to add to the scariness.
You can tell that this Tyrannosaurus has just eaten, I sure hope it wasn’t my wife.
In this instance the porthole is opened above the ground and the Tyrannosaurus is looking up in bewilderment, if you were dangling through the porthole hanging on for your life you’d be very scared. Luckily Tyrannosaurus’s are rubbish at jumping so as long as you hold on it wont get you.
If one comes through your porthole accept your fate, there’s nothing you can do. It will waste you.
Their weakness is their small front legs, if by some act of a miracle you are able to trip it up with some cleverly placed twine or cord (maybe use the stuff off the earmuffs hanging in the corner) it will find it very hard to get back up again, especially in a small laundry. Even if you do trip it up I’m pretty sure it will still waste you. Just look at it’s claws.
